Sunday, March 15, 2009

10 Reasons I Hate Zac Efron

I hate Zac Efron. Here's Why:

1.He looks like a girl. Cut your hair, Zac. And STOP putting it in a ponytail, please.

2.He thinks he’s all that. Did anyone see him at the Academy Awards, talking about Dev Patel and saying “Oh yeah, Dev… he’s such a great kid.” UH ZAC… you are ONE year older than him, not his grandpa.

3.He looks Asian, but he isn’t…

4.He did not even do his own vocals in High School Musical. They replaced him with an 8 year old girl to save the earth from bleeding ears.

5. Why is it ok that he has insane eyebrows but Quinto gets mocked? Come on!

6.He poses like that (see photo on right) in magazines. Zac Efron’s thought process during this particular photo shoot… “OMG! Let me stick my hand in my shirt, which means I’m manly, right? Maybe then I’ll be respected.”

7.He’s in M magazine. WHAT WHAT. His ‘fans’ are LG’s who have no taste,
clearly… since they read ‘M’ magazine… and like Zac Efron

8.He can’t act. Case in point: High School Musical, High School Musical 2, High School Musical 3…

9.HE IS IN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. In High School Musical 2 (the worst movie ever made), Zac stares dreamily into a pond and sees his reflection, and its SINGING BACK AT HIM, in a very concerned manner, huh what!? Awkward to watch, probably more awkward to film. Second example, in High School Musical 3, apparently he took some crazy drugs and went to his SCHOOL to dance around and enjoy his acid trip. Again, awkward to watch, awkward to film.

10.He pretends that he has a girlfriend, to fool the media…and himself. (Get it?)


One redeeming quality of this failure of a man is that he has yet to produce a CD. For this, Zac Efron, I commend you. Too bad it is not enough to redeem a life of sin.

40 comments:

  1. wow u r soo right we all hate zac efron!

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    1. but those things are not real reasons why do you hate him, do you hate someone because of his hair cut??? well thats a thought of a verry small brain. you cant hate someone if you dont kwnow him, and i think there are A LOT of people that poses like that or whorste and he is realy sweet so, this kind of comments are so fucking stupid

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    2. I LITERALLY DID NOTHING WRONG.

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    3. YEAH HE ALWAYS BORROWS DICE AND NEVER BRINGS HIS OWN1!

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    4. LITERALLY STFU I DO RETURN BACK THE DIES

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  2. I started a down with Zac Efron club cuz I hate him so much! What a TOOL!

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    1. yeah a stud checker and he beeping 24/7 ifyk what i mean ;>

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  3. I hate him zac efron your jerk move way bad tasty

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    1. you should slow cook him instead of frying him he would taste better

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    2. speaking from experience his jerk is tasty if you know what I mean ;)

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    3. Look, you don't even UNDERSTAND what I've been through, trying to make things less awkward as it is. You have the fucking AUDACITY to bring Susan into this. I know that was one hell of a fishing trip, but COME. ON.

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    4. SUSAN AND THE KIDS ARE A PART OF THIS WETHER YOU LIKE THIS OR NOT!,we know theres tension zac im sorry for what youve been through and i knew the death of your son has been hard on you BUT YOU CANT SIMPLY IGNORE IT AND PRETEND LIKE NOTHING HAS HAPPENED ZAC WE LOVE EACH OTHER AND YOU DONT LOVE HER YOUVE MENTIONED YOU DONT EVEN TALK TO EACH OTHER ANYMORE DONT LET THE DEATH OF YOUR KID BE IN VAIN ZAC WHY SHOULD WE HIDE OUR TRUE FEELINGS? I LOVE YOU ZAC IM SORRY IF YOU ARE TO MUCH OF A COWARD TO ADMIT IT I SHOULDVE LET YOU CATCH THAT BULLET IN NAM

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    5. WHY DO YOU JUST KEEP YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS.. "TENSION". THE DEATH OF MY SON HAS NOTHING TO DO WHAT WE HAVE BETWEEN EACH OTHER. DON'T YOU EVEN DARE MENTION ABOUT THAT TIME IN NAM, THAT IS A DICUSSION CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC.

      I just don't want to hurt Susan's feelings.

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    6. CAUSE IM TIRED OF PRETENDING LIKE ITS NOT THERE ZAC IVE SUFFERED IN SILENCE LONG ENOUGH.YOUR SON HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THIS IM NOT SAYING IT WAS YOUR FAULT IM NOT SAYING THAT BUT HE KILLED HIMSELF TIHNKING YOU WOULD NEVER ACCEPT IM ZAC I KNOW THE STUFF YOU SAID TO HIM IM NOT BLAMING YOU FOR YOU HATING YOURSELF FOR WHAT YOU ARE BUT YOU HAVE TO FACE THE TRUTH ZAC.YOUR GONNA PRETEND LIKE IT DOESN EXIST LIKE WITH THE REST OF THE SHIT ZAC?.

      i know you dont zac but she doesnt love you and you dont love her that is apperent but i know you still care for her just pls she has to know im sorry for saying i shoulve let you die to that bullet zac im sorry for everything but pls you have to make a decision soon i love you but this is hurting me tommorow im catching a flight to france go with me if you wanna be happy with me zac.

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  4. zac efron is such a homo. thinks hes hot shit cause girls suck up tp him cause hes famous

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    1. not just the girls the silly boys also suck him if you know what I mean ;)

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  5. real zac effron haters hate zac effron for sucking at dnd and being a sily boi

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  6. he is the kind of silly guy to float when he smells good freshly baked pied the kind of goober to clap when the plane land succesfully zac efrron kidnaped edward the small red dragon with a cowboy hat

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  7. real zac efrron haters dont hate him cause he has a pony tail they hate him cause he picked barbarian like a basic bitch

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    1. BRO BARBARIAN LOOKS LIKE AN AWESOME CLASS FOR ME

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    2. BARBARIAN IS THE MOST BASIC BITCH CLASS PICK ROGUE LIKE THE REST OF US EDGY SHITLOARDS 420 DOUCHEBAGS:tm:

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  8. he fucked my wife then killed my wife which she then gave birth to the reincrnation of jesus christ and he ate the baby

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  9. Zac effron fucking suck because he give the worse fucking head I would not reccomend to anyone

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    1. THEN PROVE IT BY GOING ON DATE WITH ME TOMMOROW 9PM WHICH WE THEN HAVE SEX AND LET ME TOP TO PROVE YOUR ASS ISNT FLAT

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    1. i bet you fed it to your satanic cult members didnt you jesus eater

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    2. but are you an ass eater tho? specifically my ass plzzzz

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  11. did that baby fill your demonic satanic stomach zacefron

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  12. And just to remind you, I DO own my vocals in the musical, and I'm NOT a failure, I'm far better than that.

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  13. Why do you hate the male he place a daisy flower crown on top of the male secret kid's head

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