I hate Zac Efron. Here's Why:1.He looks like a girl. Cut your hair, Zac. And STOP putting it in a ponytail, please.
2.He thinks he’s all that. Did anyone see him at the Academy Awards, talking about Dev Patel and saying “Oh yeah, Dev… he’s such a great kid.” UH ZAC… you are ONE year older than him, not his grandpa.
3.He looks Asian, but he isn’t…
4.He did not even do his own vocals in High School Musical. They replaced him with an 8 year old girl to save the earth from bleeding ears.
5. Why is it ok that he has insane eyebrows but Quinto gets mocked? Come on!
6.He poses like that (see photo on right) in magazines. Zac Efron’s thought process during this particular photo shoot… “OMG! Let me stick my hand in my shirt, which means I’m manly, right? Maybe then I’ll be respected.”
7.He’s in M magazine. WHAT WHAT. His ‘fans’ are LG’s who have no taste,
clearly… since they read ‘M’ magazine… and like Zac Efron
8.He can’t act. Case in point: High School Musical, High School Musical 2, High School Musical 3…
9.HE IS IN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. In High School Musical 2 (the worst movie ever made), Zac stares dreamily into a pond and sees his reflection, and its SINGING BACK AT HIM, in a very concerned manner, huh what!? Awkward to watch, probably more awkward to film. Second example, in High School Musical 3, apparently he took some crazy drugs and went to his SCHOOL to dance around and enjoy his acid trip. Again, awkward to watch, awkward to film.
10.He pretends that he has a girlfriend, to fool the media…and himself. (Get it?)
One redeeming quality of this failure of a man is that he has yet to produce a CD. For this, Zac Efron, I commend you. Too bad it is not enough to redeem a life of sin.
